it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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