I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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