So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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