She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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