last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
