gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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