Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
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