I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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