yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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