so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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