also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
How naked do you want me to be?
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