New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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