so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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