I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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