Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
