I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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