You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
Randomize
