She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
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