I can't watch pbs sober anymore
handjob tips. give me some.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
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