bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
She swung at the pinata with crutches
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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