She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
What did we do last night that was yellow?
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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