Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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