I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I met the friendliest cop last night
Who wears a wallet chain?!
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Princesses don't give blow jobs
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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