Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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