If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Dicks are not precious.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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