Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
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