in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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