found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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