my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
Randomize
