Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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