the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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