I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Randomize
