The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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