it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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