There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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