That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
This is my life. Enjoy the view
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Randomize
