another moral hangover. fuck.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
Randomize
