shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
Will exercising make me less horny?
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