plz talk dirty to me
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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