Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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