I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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