I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
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