I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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