Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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