I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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