shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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