I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
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