My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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