Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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