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(561): View more from Florida

We're facebook friends in real life

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(518): View more from New York

OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....

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(616): View more from Michigan

I did the walk of shame to another booty call

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I don't think that should turn me on, but it does

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(479): View more from Arkansas

hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?

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what?

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your penis

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(313): View more from Michigan

you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser

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(925): View more from California

Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.

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(319): View more from Iowa

We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.

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(775): View more from Nevada

The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.

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(703): View more from Virginia

Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence

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