i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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