I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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