I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
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